What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

No way

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Still no good.

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Scientists release a statement after identifying a strange object in space emitting signals to Earth every 44 minutes. - Farmingdale Observer

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you think President-Elect Donald Trump won the presidency fair and square, or do you think the GOP resorted to blatant unlawful practices to tilt the election?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Top economist who previously sounded the alarm on tariffs sees a possible scenario where Trump 'outsmarted all of us' - Fortune

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Could Patriots cut Stefon Diggs and owe him nothing? It’s complicated. - NBC Sports

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?