What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:29

Just Forget it!
Still no good
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No go.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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